Hydron, Artilla and their crews set out for a new moon formed by a crater on Fytrion, and an asteroid field forces volunteers into astrosubs, where He-Man finds a way through by attacking the rocks from behind. On the moon, vines drain the starships' oxygen, Mutants raid the camp, and Alcon and Gepple find a cave plant that repels Mutants. Master Sebrian awards them the Primus Legion of Merit Medal and declares the shield no longer needed. Then the plants adapt and turn on the Primans too, and a fire extinguisher shows that cold stops them. Snow seeds are released over the planet, and a viewer is warned to wear a safety belt.
The closing lesson uses Flipshot, who complains that his safety belt is strangling him and starts to take it off, and the speaker tells viewers not to be like him: always wear a safety belt, even when everything seems safe and peaceful, whether in a car or an Astrosub.
Who checks a cure for side effects once the first patients have recovered? "No Easy Way" is built around that question, though it waits a good while before asking it, because the opening stretch is an expedition story that seems to belong to a different episode. Hydron, Artilla and their crews are bound for a new moon, which the characters later identify as a piece broken off Fytrion, a planet the opening narration describes as a place of intense heat, plant life and volcanoes, and before anyone can set foot on it an asteroid field has to be cleared, so volunteers must fly astrosubs in after the laser barrage.
The asteroid sequence is the show on a modest budget: one clear problem, a joke that Gepple and a crewmate have finally found something to agree on, and a piece of advice for He-Man. When one way does not work, a voice tells him, seek the other way; he answers the Sorceress that there is no other way, then orders the ships back toward the starships, waves off an objection with a curt 'don't argue with me', and decides to attack the asteroids from behind, with the way of the magic to lead him through. It is a tidy lesson in lateral thinking, handed to the hero just as he is at his most stubborn.
Put in plain words, the story is about a defense that is trusted before it is tested. On the moon, something blocks the starships' airlock doors and the vines drain their oxygen, then the vines wither, which someone calls a very short life cycle; later, in a cave beside an underground lake, he and Gepple find a different plant that repels Mutants. Back on Primus the discovery is rewarded in public: Master Sebrian announces that planting it around the planet means the shield will no longer be needed and the greatest minds on Primus are freed from maintaining it and awards the two finders the Primus Legion of Merit Medal. A voice jokes that the Galactic Guardians may soon be out of a job.
The plants are now on every part of Primus, and when someone reports that something has gone wrong, the cause is the very quality that was prized: they have adapted to their new surroundings and treat the Primans the way they treated the Mutants, giving off a chemical that keeps people from getting close. He-Man's sword cannot stop them, and he sets out to save Master Sebrian from the branches. The cure arrives sideways: the freezing chemicals in a fire extinguisher begin to destroy the plants, someone works out that plants used to the heat of Fytrion cannot stand cold, and the troopers are told to release snow seeds across the planet. A voice is quick to insist that the snow was his own idea.
The weakness is the villain side, and the likely reason is the half hour slot: with an expedition, a discovery, a ceremony and an invasion of plants to fit in, Skeletor and Flogg get only a couple of short scenes. Skeletor asks Flogg whether he was right that the Primans would come to investigate the moon, holds him back from attacking at once, and says it is better and more fun to pick them off when the ships separate; later a mutant raiding party is reported, and little more is made of it. A threat that thin cannot compete with the plants for the role of antagonist.
Verdict: a sturdy adventure with a fable at its centre, a science-over-swordplay story that is good company, with a middle that sags where the villains fill space. It closes on its spine: a defense is only finished once somebody has asked what it will do to its friends.
- Behind the scenes: Throughout this story the Primans count time in Earth units such as weeks and months, not their own Telk and Dollop, according to the He-Man wiki.
- Continuity: The He-Man wiki records that Clawber appears only in the closing safety moral, and lists it as his final Jetlag Productions appearance.
- Continuity: Slush Head and Optikk are listed on the He-Man wiki as non-speaking cameos among the Mutants.
- Behind the scenes: In the closing moral, Flipshot loosens his tight safety belt in an Astrosub and refastens it after a near collision with Clawber, per the He-Man wiki.
- Voice cast: Garry Chalk voices He-Man, Alcon and Artilla here, and Alvin Sanders voices both Flogg and Tuskador, according to the He-Man wiki cast list.
- Voice cast: The wiki cast list credits Venus Terzo as the Sorceress and Anthony Holland as Master Sebrian.
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